🗞️ Breaking News: World’s First “Sleep Olympics” Announced – India Already Leading!
In a surprising turn of events, the International Relaxation Committee has officially announced the world’s first Sleep Olympics 2025. The competition will test contestants in categories like:
- Deep Sleep Marathon 😴
- Fastest to Fall Asleep 😌
- Best Sleeping Position Yoga Pose 🛏️
- And the legendary… “Wake Up Before Alarm Challenge” (which nobody has ever won)
🇮🇳 India Takes Early Lead
Reports say 90% of Indian participants immediately qualified after sleeping through 8 consecutive alarms, while some reached finals by sleeping during online classes and office meetings.
One participant proudly said:
“I trained hard. I slept during school, coaching, work-from-home, AND family functions!”
🐶 Pets Join Too
In the animal category, dogs and cats are expected to dominate. A special mention goes to Indian street dogs who sleep peacefully… even in traffic 🚗💤
🏆 Grand Prize
Winners will receive:
✔️ Unlimited pillows
✔️ A lifetime supply of blankets
✔️ And a “Do Not Disturb – Professional Sleeper” badge
Final Headline:
Scientists confirm: Sleeping isn’t laziness… it’s now a National-Level Sport!
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